POP QUIZ, hot shot!

You are Height Weight Proportional when:

a) you're ad on Craigslist is exclusively for gl-ddf-gwm's
b) in a standing position, your knuckles touch the ground
c) you are anyone seeking the greatest in pop culture fluff, visual art gravity, POI music, enlightening throwbacks, stupid humor and whatever other horny shit the World Wide Web has to offer
Would you like some fried chicken?
Breast, please.

Would you like some fried chicken?

Breast, please.

(Source: retrozone, via timetravelswithoutamachine)